Morning wood, weird angles, and odd shapes–these are just some of the seemingly strange things about your penis that are actually normal! Weiner, cock, dick, schlong, junior, so on and so forth–no other thing in the universe has been given so many creative names!. Think about her baby daddy's penis. Nope, it was impossible to pretend I didn't care. “What? What about his penis?” I asked. “Was it freaky? Was it not human?” “ What do you mean not human? Like a dog?” “No, I mean robotic or something. Bionic. We can rebuild him, make his penis stronger than he was before. Like that . 18 Jun Nat Geo WILD. Lucy is on a hunt for the world's weirdest penis, and the echidna named Grumpy has got the goods. Humans, they destroy his house and show his penis for the world to see.